jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression



prekslut:

creepiest things on earth:

  • spiders
  • ghosts
  • spider ghosts
  • men over 35 who wear abercrombie


bowielegged:

when u get done with work and ur like im free….and then u remember ur never free from the ironclad chains of society



miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?



hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

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Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.



touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you



jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\



madeofbutts:

*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell 6  6  6*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it 69  69  69*



newtalby:

if u dress up ur baby as harry potter for halloween and give them a gryffindor scarf i dont want to talk to u. he wasn’t sorted until he was 11 have some respect



audible-smiles:

Why is it always “Dumbledore is my fave” or “Dumbledore is abusive” and never “Dumbledore is so fucking afraid of letting another dark wizard come to power that he channels his own darkness into training a human weapon from childhood to fight the darkness that he knows he can’t while pretending to be the wise wizard mentor that he wishes he actually was wow that is a super fascinating character and we should write all the fanfiction about it?”

#hp 


coalgirls:

it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time



Frying pans… who knew, right?



glorianas:

jesus didn’t die so your endgame for asoiaf is that jon and daenerys get the iron throne



I keep forgetting this class im taking is a freshman level class and no one knows anything about European history and I’m sitting here already knowing most of what she says