do you ever just forget that niall and harry only have a 10th grade education

#no I don’t they’re morons



The Magic Begins
↳ 27: Favourite friendship


@zaynmalik: Meet my friend … Jack Daniels :) he’s cool, ha



men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are



Thanks to the recent addition of their own 21x41ft pool, dogs at Lucky Puppy in Maybee, Michigan got to have their very own doggy pool party.

when I die this better be what heaven looks like tbh

Niall + being himself

Merlin/Arthur + tumblr text posts


having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun


Imagine an AU where Stiles, a Freshman at Beacon Hills community college, has a collection of Toys. 

Now, Stiles has a wireless vibrating dong that he loves to death, but one day after a particularly awesome frat party the remote goes missing. Now, it’s still a pretty awesome dildo so Stiles is just going at it one day when Scott’s not in the room. He’s thrusting away, happy as can be, and then it starts vibrating. He’s surprised for all of three seconds until he comes like a shot, and then he’s still surprised. Dongs don’t just start vibrating for nothing.

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